Crap my kids do to me.

10.) Poop in a diaper, take it off. Finger paint mommy's walls!
9.) Know what else makes great finger paint? Nail polish!
8.) Done with dinner? That's okay the floor looked a little too clean.
7.) Give them each a lollipop, walk away. *thud... scream* Kaevuh has TWO lollipops.
6.) Kaevuh throws a fit and stomps into her room. Devon locks the door.
5.) Kaevuh's been in the potty an awful long time....
4.) Kaevuh, Devon and Uncle Chip giggle and whisper. Seconds later, *thud* mommy is hit in the head with a bouncy ball.
3.) It's too quiet. Do I know where my snacks are? Kaevuh does!
2.) Kaevuh rolls Devon up in a blanket and stuffs her in toddler tunnel.

1.) ... Poop in a cup.....

Know what I am noticing... 5 out of 10 either begin, or end with Kaevuh.